Sunday

The Office And Other British Invaders

The award-winning series, The Office, has become such a staple of NBC's Thursday night lineup, that it's hard to remember that it was once just another in a long line of risky American remakes of hit British TV shows. Looking back, we see that the success of this cross-pond pollination is not unique.

Like America's love of gravy and things baked in pie shells, many of our best TV ideas are borrowed from the British. Just look at three "American" classics - Sanford and Son , All In The Family and Three's Company. They were, in their original Britain, known as Steptoe and Son, Til Death Do Us Part and Man About The House. The UK's reality shows have also provided fertile ground. What Not To Wear, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, Wife Swap, Dancing with the Stars and American Idol are all British ideas we've accepted as our own. 

Of course, there's no shortage of British shows that didn't survive the transplant. As If, Red Dwarf, Coupling, Cold Feet, Viva Laughlin, and a host of others were all canceled in short order. Somehow recent entrant Kath & Kim has been picked up for a second season despite harsh criticism and poor ratings (actually it was originally an Australian show, so maybe they're letting it slip by).

My hopes aren't exactly high for two Brit-coms currently undergoing Americanization. Jennifer Saunder's Absolutely Fabulous (Ab Fab) was not only a hit in its native England, but it also gained a large American following on Comedy Central. And this isn't the first attempt at a remake. In the late 90s, Roseanne Barr and Carrie Fisher tried to bring the series to American audiences. The story about two self-absorbed, boozy broads never got off the ground. Maybe FOX will have more luck. Stranger things have happened.

And I've learned that Kirstie Alley is attached to a remake of Dawn French's The Vicar of Dibley. This quirky 1994 Brit-com told the tale of a new lady vicar at a country parish after the Church of England started allowing women to become ordained. Originally rebuffed by the small town parishioners, her outlandish style and big heart eventually wins them over. Can Kirstie bring the same comic finesse to this rather quaint plot? I guess we'll see. 

Personally, I think most of the original British version of these shows are preferable to their American cousins. And I can't figure out why they never find a larger audience here. Is it "British humor"? Are the accents too hard to understand? Is the slang just too hard to keep up with? I've always enjoyed my British comedies going all the way back to when PBS aired Monty Python, The Good Life and Are You Being Served back in the 70s. Quirky? Sure. But I think they're just ducky. 

Tuesday

Gilligan's Island (and my brush with immortality)

To say I just grew up watching reruns of Gilligan's Island is a gross under- statement. I absorbed and studied every one of the 98 original episodes, the 2 animated series (Filmation's The New Adventures of Gilligan's Island and Gilligan's Planet) and even the 3 reunion movies. I wanted to live on that island. I longed to have my own grass hut, drink from coconut cups and drive that bamboo peddle car. But mostly I wanted to spend time with the funny, tight-knit family of seven stranded castaways.

So, when I had the chance to work with one of the stars of Gilligan's Island, I didn't hesitate. I had just started writing and producing commercials for Papa Gino's, a chain of pizza restaurants in and around the Boston area. I was looking for an announcer to be "the voice of Papa Gino's" and heard one man's smokey, romanticized delivery that I thought would be perfect for the new campaign. The name on the audition tape was Russell Johnson, but even then I hadn't recognized him as none other than the Professor. As soon I learned who he was (I thought the name sounded familiar!) and that he lived near Seattle, no other voice talent could possibly measure up.

About once a month for a little over two years, Mr. Johnson would show up in the recording studio to lay down a new TV voiceover for me. Naturally, I was so star struck and and dumb struck by his presence that I never had the chance to tell him what an important show Gilligan's Island was to me. Oh, I'm sure I said (very cooly), "big fan, loved the show, blah blah blah." When really what I wanted to say was, "Oh my freaking hell, you're the Professor! I love you! I love Gilligan's Island! I'm not worthy! Sign my face!" Even after many, many recording sessions I felt small and shy around the man I hired. 

Looking back, there was no reason for me to feel that way. He was always warm, friendly and extremely hard working. If anyone asked him questions about Gilligan's Island - which I was too dumb to do - he would cheerily provide us with charming anecdotes and behind-the-scenes gossip. Though I no longer work with the Professor (I mean Russell), I still have all 98 original episodes and can visit with him and the other castaways  whenever I want.

Trivia: In the series first episode, the radio announcer read all the castaway's full names (except Gilligan's). The Professor's real name was Roy Hinkley. In the unaired pilot episode, the Professor was played by John Gabriel. Also in the pilot, two secretaries (Ginger and Bunny) were recast and rewritten as a movie star and farm girl, Ginger and Mary Ann.

Exposé: Was Gilligan's island really the first salvo of liberal Hollywood's "gay agenda"? This web site offers a fascinating observation.

Sunday

The Penguins of Madagascar and Other Cartoon Capers!

Check out this "animated" webisode to see which Saturday morning cartoons are currently my favorites and what's coming down the pike.

Saturday

Saturday's TV Pick


Tonight, ABCs Family Channel treats us to an Olivia Newton-John double feature. We start our ONJ-fest at 8PM with 1978's Grease. The original "High School Musical," features unforgettable songs, romance, comedy and perhaps the oldest cast to ever play high school students in the history of old people playing high school students. Trivia: Jeff Conaway played Danny Zuko in the Broadway Production of Grease, but ended up playing his best friend Kenicke when John Travolta got the coveted role.

Immediately after Grease, is Olivia's 1980 film Xanadu. Watch this movie for the musical numbers (and only the musical numbers) and you won't be disappointed. Starring Olivia, Jeff Beck and the incomparable Gene Kelly (in his final lead film role), this movie is like, totally 80s! From the top of Olivia's feathered hair to the bottom of her leg warmers, it's a time capsule of the music and fashions from that period. The Electric Light Orchestra (ELO) shares soundtrack duties with ONJ and they work together on the musical finale. Other ONJ songs include Magic and Suddenly (duet with Cliff Richards). Trivia: Despite the film's poor box office performance, the soundtrack went to #4 on the Billboard charts. It contained five top 20 singles and went double platinum. Also of note: The film's assistant choreographer, Kenny Ortega would later go on to direct Disney's High School Musical films.

Monday

Sci Fi Channel Goes Syfy


What's Syfy? No, it's not a darling nickname for syphilis. It's going to be Sci Fi Channel's new name starting in July. Yes, really. The belief is this new name will help usher in a broader (translation: less pimply male nerd) image for the network which last year posted its highest ratings.

Sci Fi network president, Dave Howe said, "It gives us a unique word and it gives us the opportunities to imbue it with the values and the perception that we want it to have." Uh huh. 

Naturally some fans of science fiction (or is it syence fyction?) may assume the name change is really an attempt to transition away from the genre that put them in the top ten of cable networks in the hopes of attracting a larger and more diverse audience. So I guess that means we can look forward to more awesome non sci-fi fare like ECW (wrestling) and Ghost Hunters. Hooray?

Along with a new moniker, they're also launching a new tag line, "Imagine Greater." According to Mr. Howe, "It's an aspirational, optimistic message about enhancing people's lives." 

Darn, I was hoping it was feedback for the naming team.


Sunday

Spring TV Preview

New network comedies are sprouting by the bunch this spring. See which of these posies show the most promise in today's webisode.

Saturday

Is LOST Losing It?


Between the time-jumps, dead ends and red herrings, the labyrinthine story structure of ABC's hit series LOST is simultaneously infuriating and wholly engrossing. I've been hooked on this series since its premier episode in 2004, and I've always feared the (inevitable?) day when LOST "jumps the shark."  Not for the first time, something is telling me this has already happened. 

Season 5 started with more action and urgency in the storytelling than we've been used to and it added an extra nail-biting dimension that made me wish the series had always been like this. In short, six of "The Island's" castaways made their way home to civilization only to discover that they must all go back to save those they left behind. With a window of only 36 hours, the survivors, scattered to the four winds, must reunite, get on a plane and hope to hell it crashes back on the island. But even before they get on the plane, something strange happens.

Now I don't mean something strange happens to the characters (because something strange ALWAYS happens to the characters), I mean something happens to the show. It... slows... down. It... feels... different. And... it... scares... me. Suddenly they're explaining things (something we've been asking for) and veils of mystery are being lifted from the island. The problem is, I need the mystery, I need to be kept in the dark. Trying to decode the cypher that is the mystery of LOST is what keeps me watching every week and jabbering like a madman at the water cooler every Thursday morning. For the last three weeks, my fellow LOST-watchers and I have simply said, "Did you watch LOST? Yeah, it was pretty good." Just a few weeks earlier I was scribbling timeline theories on notepads and arguing temporal causality. 

So as much as I thought I wanted answers, it turns out I don't. I don't want to watch "good" episodes. I want to go back to screaming "what the hell just happened?!?" at the screen and scouring the internet for answers, rumors and subversive theories. Part of me is afraid that the producers (in giving the audience what we asked for) have taken away what we need. But then, the other part of me is saying, just wait. They're only lulling you into a false sense of security and then WHAM, once again I'll be dazed, confused and screaming "what the hell just happened?!?"

At least, I hope so.

Update (3/21/09): Oh tra-la! As hoped, last week's episode, "Namaste" calmed my fears and got me all excited about the rest of this season. It was tense, action packed and full of unpredictable twists and turns. Can't wait for next week's show!






Tuesday

Martha Stewart Gets Served

Martha, are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind? As much as I love Martha Stewart, I've found myself yelling that at the screen on more than one occasion. I mean it's one thing to show me the best way to make coq au vin or arrange a vase of flowers, but her 32-step method for folding a sheet was more than I could bear. And now I know I'm not alone. 

Martha's daughter Alexis and her friend Jennifer Koppelman Hutt have been given the keys to Martha's episode vault and license to mercilessly rip into old segments of Martha Stewart Living. Their show, Whatever Martha (on FLN), pokes fun at Martha's choice of wardrobe, obsessive housekeeping habits and (unfairly) her guest stars. It's fun to see these old Martha segments (was 1993 really that long ago?) but a big part of the fun is watching Alexis vent her frustration at being raised by America's most famous fussbudget. It's not only entertaining, it serves a reminder not to give my kids copies of the home movies and their own show.

Whatever Martha, Fine Living Network, Wednesdays 9PM e/p

Thursday

Another Bryan Fuller Show is (now literally) Pushing Daisies

Sometimes it's hard being a TV lover. A charming new show catches your eye. You start to fall for it and suddenly it changes time slots. So you swallow your pride and follow it like a lovesick schoolgirl. It goes on hiatus. So you wait. And wait. Finally it comes back and you think you'll be together forever when the network suits pull the rug right out from under you. Men!

Just like some good-for-nothing dog of a man that keeps knocking on your door at 2am, Bryan Fuller keeps coming back to break, my TV-lovin' heart. First, the creator/writer/producer's creative, quirky and dark Dead Like Me was canceled after only two seasons. Then his funny, quirky and romantic Wonderfalls is canceled after only 4 episodes on trigger-happy FOX. Most recently, the equally funny, quirky and romantic Pushing Daisies gets axed by ABC. What is it about network executives that they keep getting in the way of true love?

As you can tell, when I find a funny, quirky and romantic show, I fall hard. 

Fortunately for Wonderfalls, they knew the cancelation was on its way, so the producers had the opportunity to finish 13 episodes and wrap up the romantic story arc to a satisfying conclusion. If you haven't seen this show, the entire series is available on DVD. Meanwhile, poor Pushing Daisies was taken from us half way through its second season. We can only hope that Bryan can swing a Pushing Daisies movie, comic book or interpretive dance to wrap up the story and give us a little closure. Until then I'll just have to pour over the episodes like love letters in a shoebox.

Of course, like the TV doormat that I am, as soon as Bryan Fuller makes another funny, quirky and romantic show, I'll be there (fool that I am) to watch it.

Bryan Fuller Shows on Amazon
Dead Like Me: Available on DVD
Wonderfalls: Available on DVD
Pushing Daisies: Season 1 Available on DVD


Wednesday

Star Trek Sets Phasers to Blu-Ray!

No need to beam me up, I'm already in orbit! This week I found out that the original Star Trek series and movies are coming to Blu-Ray April 28th. This long awaited Blu-Ray bonanza begins with season 1 of TOS (that's The Original Series to you earthlings) and is to be followed closely by seasons 2, 3 and the first six Star Trek films. If you haven't guessed, this news makes me happier than a Tribble in a storage compartment of quadro-triticale. 

If you haven't seen the original series in a while, you're in for a treat. The remastered live action footage look brand new and the new special effects are amazing. What's fun about these high-def discs (for purists) is that you'll be able to watch both the newly remastered episodes as well as the original episodes with their old school effects. Either way, the stories are still relevant and entertaining morality tales exploring the human condition. In space!

About a year ago, I came "this" close to getting a HD-DVD player based solely on the fact that the first three season of Star Trek had been released on that format. Despite my nerdly urges I resisted the gravitational pull of my favorite TV show in high definition and now I can only pity those who couldn't. 

Of course, in typical of Star Trek fashion, a red shirt takes one for the team. Because when the 6 pack of movies is released it will include the 1979 theatrical release of Star Trek: The Motion Picture instead of 2001s highly superior Director's Edition. I mean, c'mon, they're only doing this because they suspect I'll buy the director's edition when it comes out on Blu-Ray too. I don't know why they'd think this. I've only ever bought that movie on VHS, Laser Disc (first full screen then wide screen), then DVD, then the Director's Edition on DVD. What's a few more formats between friends? 

On the plus side, the set will also include a digitally remastered edition of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn so they've pretty much got me by both nacelles. My favorite TV show will finally be in dazzling high definition. I'm going to just have to bite the bullet and watch it!

Star Trek Blu-Ray on Amazon
Original Series: Available April 28, 2009
Original Motion Picture Collection: Available May 12, 2009
Motion Picture Trilogy: Available May 12, 2009

Ru Paul's Drag Race is No Drag

Now that the homophobic cloud of past 8 years is starting to lift, it seems like there's an ever increasing gaggle of gay shows on the air (hooray!). And I don't think it can get any gayer than Ru Paul's Drag Race. 

This hot tranny reality competition is definitely worth checking out. That is, if you like watching drag queens claw, cry and lip sync their way to become the "next drag superstar." Come to think of it, all the bitchiness and silicon reminds me of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Except the drag queens somehow seem more real.

Now, as balls-out fun as this show is to watch, these girls take the competition seriously. It's one of those shows where you get pulled in by the spectacle and hooked by the raw, human emotions. The early favorite (and mine) seems to be Ongina, but time will tell.

In the episode I watched last weekend, the girls had to create a persona based on The Queen of All Media, Oprah. Not an impersonation, mind you,  but their own take on what the big O represents. Following Oprah's career path they had to do an unrehearsed read of the news from a teleprompter (everyone had a tough time pronouncing Mamoud Amademajad), then they had to ad lib a pitch for a "favorite things" product followed by interviewing a surprise guest (Tori Spelling and hubby Dean). Now these girls are ALL personality, but the pressure was on and I couldn't help but feel their pain as they struggled through the challenges. It's hard enough even if you aren't wearing 6 inch stilettos (I'm guessing here). I won't spoil the ending, but you can catch all the episodes to date at Logoonline.com.

Like all truly great TV, Ru Paul's Drag Race entertains to teach. Whether that lesson is to look at drag queens with more understanding or how to properly tuck your junk is up to you. The important thing is it's a hell of a way to kill 30 minutes. Watch It.

Watch Ru Paul's Drag Race on:
Logo TV (Check local listings for availability/times)
Full episodes on LogoOnline