Sunday
How Glee Changed TV's Tune
Saturday
TV's Most Singable Jingles
Have a Nice Fall! TV Preview
Sunday
Summer TV Heats Up
Emmy Noms and Bombs
Friday
The End of TV's Summer Dry Spell
Saturday
Cancelation is Hereby Canceled
Sunday
Insider's Look at the Emmy Awards
Sure It's A Hit. But Is It Star Trek?
Wednesday
TV's Guiltiest Pleasures
What's wrong with this show? Let’s start with the title. First, the word real. These women are about as “real” as can be manufactured out of silicon, botox, hair-extensions, lip-plumper and spray-on tans. Some day, science may develop a more lifelike model, but until then, these are fairly reasonable facsimiles. Now, housewives. You know, cooking, cleaning raising the children. It’s pretty clear these “housewives” would never do any of these lowly chores for fear of chipping an acrylic nail. After all, that’s what menials are for, right? I will admit that they are wives and they do live in (very, very large) houses, but the resemblance ends there. Finally, New York. Okay, I’ll give ‘em that one.
So, what's so great about this show? I think we love it because it makes us feel equal parts envy and revulsion. The same bipolar rollercoaster we felt watching the bitchy, pretty clique from high school. Sure we detested that group of vapid, soulless, Barbies and Kens. We also desperately wanted to be in that group. Now, not only do we get to travel in their inner circle, we still get to make fun of it.
#2 COPS
Recognize this? Bad boys, bad boys. What cha gonna do? What cha gonna do when they come for you? Of course you do. We all do. COPS has been on for an amazing 20 years and has graced us with over 750 episodes. If it's been on this long, it must be good, right? Sure, there’s action, mystery, suspense, heroic men in blue and often, very real danger. What’s not to love?
Okay, but why do we REALLY love it? I think it's because we can’t help but feel elated as we watch some drunken, shirtless hick kissing asphault and trying to explain his way out of an arrest. We all knew that jackass and take real pleasure from seeing him finally get hauled away. Knew him? Hell, some of us dated him. Is it really wrong to take so much pleasure from such blatant schadenfreude? If it is, I don't want to be right.
#1 Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew
What makes this show my top pick for Guilty Pleasure? Easy. If you feel pleasure watching this show, you SHOULD feel guilty. This show takes celebrities in the throws of drug and alcohol addition and parades their most private and painful moments for our "education." Just how educational is it? Well, considering it's broadcast on VH1 along side such thought-provoking fare as Rock of Love, Breaking Bonaduce and Hogan Knows Best, you should get college credits just for tuning in.
In season one, celebrities like Brigitte Nielsen, Daniel Baldwin and Jeff Conaway experienced stomach-churning withdrawls, battled their inner-demons and honestly struggled for sobriety. Did appearing on the show help them? Well, out of 9 celebrities, one left after four episodes, six relapsed and one (Jeff Conaway) came back even worse for season two. This has got to be television at its ugliest. So why can't we stop watching?
We want to believe that these people are sincere in their desire to get better. And they do show the very real dangers of drug and alcohol abuse. We know there are a hundred other places that these people should go for help before a TV show. And we can't deny that most of them are not going to make it. So when one of them makes a breakthrough or even a small victory you really feel their joy - and for at least a while - some hope. And maybe that's where the pleasure of watching really comes from. Learning that as long as we're willing to keep trying, there is always hope.
But what will we learn from next season's Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew? I shudder to think.
Sunday
The Emmy Awards: It's an Honor Just To Be Nominated.
Wednesday
Top Ten TV Tunes
Thursday
R.I.P. TV? Not so fast!
Sunday
The Office And Other British Invaders
Tuesday
Gilligan's Island (and my brush with immortality)
Sunday
The Penguins of Madagascar and Other Cartoon Capers!
Saturday
Saturday's TV Pick
Tonight, ABCs Family Channel treats us to an Olivia Newton-John double feature. We start our ONJ-fest at 8PM with 1978's Grease. The original "High School Musical," features unforgettable songs, romance, comedy and perhaps the oldest cast to ever play high school students in the history of old people playing high school students. Trivia: Jeff Conaway played Danny Zuko in the Broadway Production of Grease, but ended up playing his best friend Kenicke when John Travolta got the coveted role.
Monday
Sci Fi Channel Goes Syfy
What's Syfy? No, it's not a darling nickname for syphilis. It's going to be Sci Fi Channel's new name starting in July. Yes, really. The belief is this new name will help usher in a broader (translation: less pimply male nerd) image for the network which last year posted its highest ratings.
Sunday
Spring TV Preview
Saturday
Is LOST Losing It?
Between the time-jumps, dead ends and red herrings, the labyrinthine story structure of ABC's hit series LOST is simultaneously infuriating and wholly engrossing. I've been hooked on this series since its premier episode in 2004, and I've always feared the (inevitable?) day when LOST "jumps the shark." Not for the first time, something is telling me this has already happened.